iFart therefore iAm

This tickles me to no end. For all the deep conversations about how the Internet is changing the world, reinventing business, etc. etc. you still have moments of pure ‘Nettiness’. Look at the origins of terms like SPAM, the language of 13375p34k, LOLcats, and any number of Internet memes (remember all your base are belong to us? How about YTMND?)and you see the original geek frat house the Internet once was.

Today soccer moms, self-designated social media gurus and executives are trying to define the dominant cultures on the web, but every once in while something silly surfaces that reminds me of how much fun it was ‘back in the day’.

The iFart app for iPhone is one such throw back. It is base-of-the-brain funny but has the unmistakable mark of geek origins. After all, in addition to its library of digital flatulence it has actual functionality. The ‘Security Fart’is great fun (it amused me over the holidays), the Sneak Attack is pure e-whoopie-cushion satisfaction and the Google-esque ‘I’m feeling lucky’is a tribute to Google’s own original culture.

Not only that, but iFart has proven viral and popular and as I looked today is the #1 app at Apple’s app store.

While numerous corporations are still trying to ‘monetize’social media, a group of clowns took 5th grade humor and gave it a 21st century spin. And while they may not retire on the revenue, my guess is they’ve earned a nice little holiday bonus for their efforts.

A Bronx cheer to all involved.

Simple Pleasures

It’s been a crushing few weeks. A lot is going on. My to-do list grows daily. The conversations at work have been deep and cerebral. Great, engaging stuff.

But I’ve found the holiday season has passed me by in a blur (which I promised myself I wouldn’t let happen).

Well, my daughter, who is 8, wrote the following poem which immediately brought me down to earth. Thanks Emma.

(note: I left her spelling as is… it adds to the charm and authenticity. Also she was very particular about the line breaks… a regular e e cummings)

Snow as smooth
as silk.
Flakes flat-faced.
Ice as slick as
a fish
underwater.
Trees are gray
and white.
No birds singing
anymore.
Christmas trees
getting decorated.
Hannuka lights
fluttering like
flags in the
windows.
Kwanzaa songs
getting sung.
Sugar cookies.
Stockings.
And Santa coming
down the chimmeny
with toys. Winter is
A time to be joyful.

PolaDROID

This is the must-have freebie app of 2008. Download it for some old school image-making fun. And in a sweeter than sweet irony, it’s only available for Mac right now.

I remember getting my first Polaroid camera way back in the day. I got it for a marker-rendering class in college which was a requirement for art directors at the time because TV storyboards and print ads had to be hand-rendered as concepts (which had some benefits in terms of client management).

As a junior AD I’d have my copywriter partner strike the necessary poses and I’d snap polaroids so I could render people doing important things like the ever-popular bite-and-smile closer frame on many a package goods spot.

You know (sniff) sometimes I get nostalgic for the days when headlines were hand-rendered in black Prisma Color markers on Letraset marker paper. Good times, good times (sigh).